Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

I can write cow in 13 letters.

Can You?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What has no start, end, or centre?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?