Why is a river so rich ?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?