Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Solve this tricky question. You are trapped in a forest. With you, you have a gun preloaded with two bullets in it. In front of you, there is a tiger, a leopard and a jaguar.

How do you survive?

What kind of storm is always in a rush?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

What does the rebus below mean?

TEN BADTION

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.