Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

Lifeless eyes on my smiling face and watch your child's sleeping place. In their dreams they hold me tight. What am I?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

Fate has decided that you will only be pleased to meet me when you need me

Maybe that is why, when I am working, I start working

However annoying I may be to the regulars, the little ones are always inspired

I will always be waiting if you try to reach me

How many of you can guess my name, let me see

Solve the counting riddle by identifying the number of triangles in the given picture.

When my father was 31 I was 8. Now he is twice as old as me. How old am I?

What number comes next in the series?

5 15 5 18 5 24 14 20 _

It is an eleven letter word.
The first, second, third and fourth letters form a banquet's name.
The fifth, sixth and seventh letters form a car's name.
The eighth, ninth, tenth and eleventh letters form a mode of transport.

Can you identify what word it is?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

What famous saying does this rebus mean?

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