When does a USA Potato change its nationality?

A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?