There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

What is at the end of a rainbow?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?