There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

If Rajina's daughter is my daughter's mom, who am I to Rajina?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?