There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

What has 88 keys?