There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?