There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

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Like you see, some letters have gone missing from these words that contain the IE pair at some or the other place. The letters that will be used to fill the blanks are given below. Use them and form meaningful words. Can you do that?

A, C, D, F, H, K, L, M, N, N, O, R, R, S, S, S, T, T, Y and Y.

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?