There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

What goes up but never comes down?

What can you catch but never throw?

What is at the end of a rainbow?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?