There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

Let's play a word game. Following are some meaningless words that can be completed by adding random letters on either side of the word.

For example, the word "rdo" can be formed into "pardon".

Using the same technique, can you complete the given words?
ecalc
airb
rinci
tibac
uidel
gorit
igna
eyho

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What goes up but never comes down?

Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why?
CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS