There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

It is always ahead of me yet I can never see it. What is it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?