There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?