There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

What has 88 keys?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

Which English verb becomes past tense just by rearranging the letters?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth, I am dissolved into air. What am I?