There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?