A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

A patient was diagnosed with some ailment. He was given five different tablets to take at night at an interval of 15 minutes.

How long will it take the patient to consume all the five tablets?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?