I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

What goes up but never comes down?