A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

Which flower has two lips?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?