What is the centre of gravity?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

How far can you walk into the woods?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

There are three houses in a straight row. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. The red house is left of the middle. The blue house is right of the middle. Where's the white house?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?