What is the centre of gravity?

Can you start the fire using two pieces of wood?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

The barber of Town shaves all men living in the town. No man living in the town is allowed to shave himself. The barber lives in that town. Who then shaves the barber of the town?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?