What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

How many words can a quill made with the feather of a pigeon write with a 100ml bottle of black ink?

A father is locked up in jail. His wife has gone bankrupt. Their male child has to sell his hotel in order to gain some money. Yet their girl child does not care and is quite happy.

How can someone be so rude?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

I got a bee but no honey.
got an eye but am still blind.
got a sea but no water.
got a tea but no coffee.
got a why but no answer.

What Am I?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?