What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

When we see 2 but call 10?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

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Can you tell us the current time?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?