What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?