What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

Can you solve the below algebraic mathematical equation?

(J+O+I+N+T)3 = JOINT

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?