What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

What goes up but never comes down?

I know a ten-letter word in the English language which can be typed using only the top rows of the computer keyboard.

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?