How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

how come the second man dies?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

There are are five things wrong with this sentence; only geniuses will be able to to spot all of the mitstakes

If in a car race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth, how many contestants were there?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

P is the father of Q and S is the son of R. T is the brother of P and has a daughter U. If R is the sister of P, then what is the relation between U, Q and S?