If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?