If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

What can you catch but never throw?

What has 88 keys?