There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

I have eight fingers and two thumbs but I do not live. What Am I?

There are two words one resembles the "state of rest" and the other is related to "writing/reading material".

Can you name these two words which also sound similar?

What can you catch but never throw?