There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?