There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?