There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?

What can you catch but never throw?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?