A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

Cristina was born in 1888. She just had her 30th birthday today how did that happen?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

At a party, there are five people and a whole round cake lying at the centre of the table. Only four people will make a cut and take their piece and the last one will get the remaining piece on the table. How can they make sure that everyone gets a 1/5th of the piece?

How can one talk without saying a single word?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

What kind of band never plays music?