A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

Jack and Joseph are well-known golf rivals. One Day during a match, they were level at a score of 30. Jack hit a bad shot and Joseph added 10 to his score. Joseph then hit an awesome shot and he won the game.

How ?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

John leaves home and then he takes three right turns. John wants to return to home but he was scared of Jacob, who is wearing a mask.

What is John Situation ?

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

The person who makes it has no need for it. He who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?