Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

You can see it everyday, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?