Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

I taste better than I can smell. Who am I?

What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

It walks on 4 when its young, walks on 2 when it's older, and walks on 3 when its very old?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?