What can you catch but never throw?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

There is something which is always coming but never arrives?

People put me on the table and cut me but do not eat me. What am I?

The more it dries, the wetter it becomes. Can you tell what it is?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

I speak without a mouth, and hear without ears. I have no-body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

It has a long neck, A name of a bird, Feeds on cargo of ships, It's not alive,

What is it?