A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

When is the top of a mountain similar to a savings account?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

Why are televisions attracted to people?