A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?
1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day? 2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's? 3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day
I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?
Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads "I only massage those who do not massage themselves." Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?
A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
Can you count the number of seconds in a year? Clue: You need to bother about calculation.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?
The inventor of the Rubik’s Cube didn’t realize he’d built a puzzle until he scrambled it the first time and tried to restore it.
