A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

What number when divided in half becomes zero?

who is silent in the parliament?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

There was a strange boy who was born before his father. How can this be possible?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?