A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Do you know who was buried in John's tomb?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What has hands, but can’t clap?

A cat had three kittens: Snophy, Topsy and Jorden. What was the mother's name?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

What has a bottom at the top?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

What always comes into a house through the keyhole?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?