A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

When can we add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?

What is the fastest way to double your money?

An artist while painting a scenic beauty, decides to paint three layers of blue colour on the sky.

Which layer will go on the first?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?