A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

It's a protector.
It sits on a bridge.
One individual can see directly through it, while others wonder what it hides.

What is it?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

Which alphabet letter is a question?