A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

They are the five precious gems of an everyday sort and all can be found on a Tennis Court. Who are they?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

You’ll find me on Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?

What has a bottom at the top?

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

How can you tell a raw egg from a hard-boiled egg?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?