A boy was locked in a room by some robbers. All that is in the room is a piano, a calendar, and a bed. The room is locked from the outside. What does he eat, drink, and how does he escape and get out?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

What is the end of everything?

Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

What has hands, but can’t clap?