Who always enjoys poor health?

What part of Turkey has the most feathers?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing? A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

What has a bottom at the top?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?