There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

It's a 7-letter word.
If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains the same.
If we remove 2 letters from it, it remains the same.
If we remove 3 letters from it, it remains the same.
If we remove all the letters from it, still it remains the same.
What is it?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

The horse jumps over the king.
Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him.

Can anyone explain, how is this possible?

What kind of band never plays music?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?