There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

It begins where the time ends.
Its second is an expression of surprise.
Its third is a question.
Its fourth is urinate.
It ends with a drink.

Which country it is?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?