There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

What is the end of everything?

He loves to dance, twist and prance, he shakes his tail, and as a way he sails, wingless he flies into the sky. What is he?