Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What Adam and Eve do not have but the rest of the people have?

Spot the cat in the picture below

Count the number of balls in picture below:

What is the word or phrase below?
R | E | A | D

Count the number of triangles in the given picture.

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

If nine thousand, nine hundred nine dollars is written as $9,909,
how should twelve thousand, twelve hundred twelve dollars be written?

It was a dark stormy night and a couple were in a car driving madly to a city. The car broke down and the husband had to go get help from someone who spoke his language. He was afraid to leave his wife alone in the car so he locked the car before leaving. When he came back, the car was in the same state as he had left it but his wife was dead, there was blood on the floor and there was a stranger in the car. What happened?

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?