Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Two friends were stuck in a cottage. They had nothing to do and thus they started playing cards. Suddenly the power went off and Friend 1 inverted the position of 15 cards in the normal deck of 52 cards and shuffled it. Now he asked Friend 2 to divide the cards into two piles (need not be equal) with equal number of cards facing up. The room was quite dark and Friend 2 could not see the cards. He thinks for a while and then divides the cards in two piles.

On checking, the count of cards facing up is same in both the piles. How could Friend 2 have done it ?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

If we tie a Sheep to one peg, a circled grass is been eaten by the Sheep. If we tie the Sheep to two pegs with a circle on its neck, then an eclipse is eaten out of the grass by the Sheep. If we want an eclipse then we put two pegs and then put a rope in between them and the other end of the rope is tied up on the Sheep's neck.

How should we tie the peg and the Sheep so that a square is eaten out from the garden grass? We only have one Sheep rope and the peg and the rings.

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

Luis Garavito killed Density x Volume.

Who is Luis Garavito ?

As easy as you can get into me, it is as hard to get out of me.

Do you know what I am?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

What's the next in the series?

H, Be, F, S, Mn, Kr, In, Gd, Tl, ?

They came out at night, without being called.
They lost at day, without being stolen.
Who are they?