Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

I can be made.
I can be cracked.
I can be told.
I can be played.

Who am I?

Jim and Sarah are in a long-distance relationship. Jim buys an engagement ring for Sarah and wants to mail it to her. Unfortunately, the only way to ensure the ring will be received is to place a lock on the package. Jim has locks and Sarah has locks, but neither has keys for each other’s locks. How can they make sure the ring isn’t stolen?

What does the below rebus riddle means?

I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?

A man desired to get into his work building, however he had forgotten his code.
However, he did recollect five pieces of information
* Fifth number + Third number = 14
* The fourth number is one more than the second number.
* The first number is one less than twice the second number.
* The second number and the third number equals 10.
* The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What is the code ?

It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

It comprises roots which nobody sees,
Much taller than those trees,
Up and up it goes,
Still it never grows?

Spelt forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backwards I’m something you hate. What am I?