Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What does this mean?

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Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

There is a five-letter word which has 3 consonants(all are same) and 2 different vowels.
Also, something wrong is associated with the word.

Can you name it?

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going toward the river. Each monkey had 1 parrot in each hand. How many animals are going towards the river?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

Why do people go to bed?

Solve the below puzzle by replacing the question mark with the correct number.

3 6 12

4 8 16

5 10 ?