Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?

Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

using four eights (8) and a one (1) and one mathematical symbol , create the number 100

What is the centre of gravity?

Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?