Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?

Fate has decided that you will only be pleased to meet me when you need me

Maybe that is why, when I am working, I start working

However annoying I may be to the regulars, the little ones are always inspired

I will always be waiting if you try to reach me

How many of you can guess my name, let me see

There are two candles. Both will only burn exactly for an hour. How will you use these two candles to measure forty-five minutes?

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

What can you deduce from the following BrainBat?

CRY
LMKI

Which point will the car reach to go out?

There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

What is it?

Find a 9-digit number, which you will gradually round off starting with units, then tenth, hundred etc., until you get to the last numeral, which you do not round off. The rounding alternates (up, down, up ...). After rounding off 8 times, the final number is 500000000. The original number is commensurable by 6 and 7, all the numbers from 1 to 9 are used, and after rounding four times the sum of the not rounded numerals equals 24.

Can you make four (4) nines (9) equal 100?