Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What's the only room from which no one can enter or leave

If we tie a Sheep to one peg, a circled grass is been eaten by the Sheep. If we tie the Sheep to two pegs with a circle on its neck, then an eclipse is eaten out of the grass by the Sheep. If we want an eclipse then we put two pegs and then put a rope in between them and the other end of the rope is tied up on the Sheep's neck.

How should we tie the peg and the Sheep so that a square is eaten out from the garden grass? We only have one Sheep rope and the peg and the rings.

When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?

John was running from 40 thieves. John has got 3 gold boxes which weigh as 4kg, 2kg, and 1kg respectively. A witty man asked John to stay with him for seven days in exchange for 1kg gold per day. John needs to stay there for seven days and also do not want to give the witty man any advance. How can John pay for his seven days stay?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?

What brings you down but never up?

A clock loses 10 minutes each hour. If the clock is set correctly at noon, what time is it when it reads 3 PM?