Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

As shown in the picture below, we can see a boy hanging on the tree branch to save his life. There are various ways in which he can die like1. A snake hanging toward the right waiting to bite the boy.2. A roaring Lion near the tree.3. Two crocodiles are ready to attack if the boy reaches near water. The tree is chopped to some extent, so can fall as if he moves a lot. Can you give this boy an escape plan?

What building has the most stories?

For this puzzle, you might have to find logic in something illogical. But hey, it's fun and a healthy little break from your strenuous puzzle-solving sessions.

Can you decipher the meaning in the following cluster of letters?

ITIT,NCENTCENT

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Who always enjoys poor health?