What has 88 keys?

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?