Which is the rope you never skip with?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

What part of Turkey has the most feathers?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

A bank customer had $100 in his account. He then made 6 withdrawals. He kept a record of these withdrawals, and the balance remaining in the account, as follows:

Withdrawals Balance left
$50 $50
$25 $25
$10 $15
$8 $7
$5 $2
$2 $0
----- -----
$100 $99

Why are the Totals not tallying?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Who can jump higher than a Mountain?