Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

What can you see in the middle of March and April that you can never see in any other month?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

I cannot talk, but I always reply when spoken to. What am I?

I know a country, If you remove the last alphabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you name it?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

What do you call a fish without an eye?