Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

Which alphabet is a part of our body?