Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

Which country gets ill every time?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?

Where do fish keep their money?