A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Which is the rope you never skip with?

Can you make a six-letter word using the letters N, A and B ?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

Decipher

yyyy u r, yyyyy u b, i c u r y+y 4 ? by sharks. How would you survive?

I cry without having a voice.
I fly without having wings.
I bite without having teeth.
I whisper without a mouth.

Who am I?

Consider this: Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Prince doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but never uses it. Bill Clinton has one and uses it all the time. What is it?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

If 24H in a D => 24 hours in a day.
What does "64S on CB" stand for?