A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

A man has a barrel filled with oil that weighs 100 pounds, and then he puts something into it. Now the barrel weighs less than 100 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

How many words can a pen with half refill write?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

What's the best place to go shopping in the ocean?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

What does an Island and the letter T have in common?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?