A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

Rearrange the letters in "new door" to make one word.

1. How can we put an elephant in the refrigerator?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal?
4. You come to a crocodile-infested lake, you can't go around it, you can't co under it and you can't go over it, how do you get across?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

He loves to dance, twist and prance, he shakes his tail, and as a way he sails, wingless he flies into the sky. What is he?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?