Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

I can turn polar bears white.
I can make anyone dance.
I can make everyone cry
I can make your hands clap
I can make you thin.
I can make you smile.
I can make you smile

Can you guess the riddle?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

An artist while painting a scenic beauty, decides to paint three layers of blue colour on the sky.

Which layer will go on the first?

Buy me, smell me or deliver me, I do not change.

Who am I?

Can you make a six-letter word using the letters N, A and B ?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?