Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Two boys wish to cross a river. The only way to get to the other side is by boat, but that boat can only take one boy at a time. The boat cannot return on its own, there are no ropes or similar tricks, yet both boys manage to cross using the boat.

How?

I have nine bottles of wine and one of the nine bottles is poisoned.
I need to find the poisoned bottle with two facts
(1) Poison is deadly, only a sip will cost death
(2) I have two mice to do so.

How should I do it?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

In a football game, Christina defeated Teresa by 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible?

I had an infinite supply of water and 5 litres and 3 litres jars.

How would you measure exactly 4 litres in the least number of steps?

Which tank will fill first?

What part of the chicken has the most feathers?