Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?

Your last good ping-pong ball fell into a narrow metal pipe embedded one foot deep in concrete.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, shoe laces, and plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?

Identify Me

Hint1: I am a god
Hint 2: I am a planet
Hint 3: measurer of heat

Accidentally, two trains are running in the opposite direction and enter a tunnel that is 200 miles long. A supersonic bird that has fled the lab and taken shelter in the tunnel starts flying from one train towards the other at a speed of 1000 mph. As soon as it reaches the second train, he starts flying back to avoid collision and meets the first train again at the other end. The bird keeps flying to and fro till the trains collide with each other.

What is the total distance that the supersonic bird has traveled till the trains collided?

I have teeth but i don't bite. Who Am I ?

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

A family is trapped in a jungle. There is a bridge which can lead them to safety. But at one time, the bridge can only allow two people to pass through. Also, all of them are afraid of the dark and thus, they can't go alone.

Father takes 1 minute to cross, the mother takes 2 minutes, the son takes 4 and the daughter takes 5 minutes. While crossing the time taken will be according to the slower one. How can they all reach the other side in the minimum possible time?

An office is divided into 8 cubicles. How many of the cubicles are painted if only 1/8 of the cubicles are painted?