Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

By removing one matchstick and adding one matchstick, can you convert the word "ZOO" to an animal name?

He loves to dance, twist and prance, he shakes his tail, and as a way he sails, wingless he flies into the sky. What is he?

What has 13 hearts but no other organs?

What is the next number in this matchsticks series riddle?

How can you spell "White of an egg" in one word?
Hint: I know you can spell coke, poke, and joke.

One fine day, an intellectual man came to the emperor's court with the aim of testing Birbal's wittiness. In order to do this, he challenged Birbal to answer his question and hence prove that he was as intelligent and witty as he was said to be.
He asked Birbal, Do you want me to ask one difficult question or a hundred easy ones?
Since both Akbar and Birbal had had a tough day and were eager to leave, Birbal hastily told the intellectual to ask him a single difficult question.
Intellectual: OK. Tell me what came first into the world, the egg or the chicken?
Of course, the chicken, Birbal replied with a smile.
This time with a note of victory in his voice, the intellectual asked Birbal, How will you demonstrate that?
What did Birbal say?