Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

What word is represented by this rebus?

How many triangles can you count in the figure given?

What does this below rebus puzzle mean?

John was so frustrated to be the suspect of being a sleeper terrorist that he shoot himself right between the eyes with a revolver in his toilet. The revolver and the bullets were accurate. Minutes later John walks out of the toilet unharmed.
How can this be possible?

You have two buckets of 11 liters and 6 litres.
How can you measure exactly 8 litres?

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

Jenifer is learning to drive her car. She went down a one way lane and in the wrong direction. But she do not break any law.

How come ?

I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?

Can you count the number of triangles in the given figure?