Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Quickly Solve this riddle

7 - 4 + 3 * 0 + 1 = ?

Take number 1000 and then add 20 to it.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 30.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 40.
Now add 1000 one more time.
Now add 10.

What is the total?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Which flower has two lips?

A shepherd had 18 sheep, out of which, all but ten died.

Can you tell us how many sheep was he left with?

Dwayne Johnson was running away with the loot from a heist in his car along with Vin Diesel. One tire was punctured and he dropped down to replace it. While changing the wheel, he dropped the four nuts that were holding the wheel and they fell into a drain. Vin Diesel gave him an idea using which they were able to drive till the rendezvous point.

What was the idea ?

Suppose that you are trapped on the surface of a frozen lake. The surface is so smooth and ideal that there is no friction at all. You cant make any grip on the ice and no wind is blowing to help you out. You have just a mobile phone with you which has got no reception disabling you to call for help.

How will you plan your escape before you freeze to death on the frozen lake?

My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

At my favorite fruit stand,
an orange costs 18,
a pineapple costs 27,
and a grape costs 15.
Using the same logic, can you tell how much a mango costs?