Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

Can you name an animal whose killing cannot be performed without spilling your own blood?

The cream is heavier than Milk. True or False?

What has no start, end, or centre?

What does this rebus means ?

I have some blue and red sock in my drawer. I have a total of 4 socks. I pick 2 socks and the chance that I get a pair of red socks is 1/2.

What is the chance of picking a pair of blue socks?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

A man has eighty-one cows ( numbered 1,2,3...81 as such). The beauty is that cow no. 1 gives 1ltr of milk, cow no. 2 gives 2ltrs of milk and so on. The man wants to equally distribute the cows among his nine sons so that each one of them gets the same quantity of milk.