Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?

Here is a mathematical expression that also secretly tells a movie name. What movie is that?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

There's a day, that comes around once a year.
To celebrate the man, you hold dear.
He gave you life, love and will pick you up if you fall.
When it comes to guys like him, He's the best of all.
Who is he?

If all Goats are Sheep and all Sheep are Deers, are all Deers Goats ?

By using 'because' continuously three times, can you make an English statement ?

A man is found unconscious in front of a store at two in the morning. His head is bleeding and there’s a brick laying next to him. When the police arrive, they carry the man to jail. Why did they arrest him?

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?