Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Replace the question mark with the correct number below.

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

What is the below Rebus indicate?

At my favorite fruit stand,
an orange costs 18,
a pineapple costs 27,
and a grape costs 15.
Using the same logic, can you tell how much a mango costs?

What will you call your mother's brother's brother-in-law?

Arrange the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 above and below the division line in a manner that the thus formed fractions equal to 1/3.

(You can use one number only once)

An octopus has 8 legs. A hippogriff has 6 legs and 2 pairs of wings. A sphinx has 6 legs and one pair of wings. Now we have all 3 kinds and a total of 18 insects in a cage. We have a total of 118 legs and 20 pairs of wings. How many insects do we have of each kind?

A bomb exploded in a room full of married couples and no one died. How?

Which wheel of car does not rotate when you turn your car right?