Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Lifeless eyes on my smiling face and watch your child's sleeping place. In their dreams they hold me tight. What am I?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?

John's five friends Rachel, Jacob, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler live on the same road.

Rachel lives in the house: A, Jacob lives in the house: B, Phoebe lives in the house: C, Joey lives in the house:D, Chandler lives in the house: E

Mathematically
B*C*D = 1260
B + C + D = 2E
2A = E

The road numbers run from 2 to 222.

Can you tell me the house number of each of John's friends?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

Kareena is older than Katrina and younger than Karishma. Isabelle is younger than Bipasha and Karishma. Bipasha is older than Karishma. If Kareena and Isabelle are the same age, who's the youngest?

You need to arrange three 7 and mathematical symbols to form number 1?