Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A plane crashed between the border of Mexico and America. Where do you bury the survivors?

A number can be multiplied by multiple of nine
i.e 9 18 27 36 45 ...

and the resulting number consist of only one digit.

Can you identify the number ?

f you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

You have a three-gallon and a five-gallon measuring device. You wish to measure out four gallons.

There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

The great emperor Akbar once ruled India. He was well known for his intelligence. But along with that, he was known for the Nine Gems in his court. One of the nine gems was Birbal, a quick witted and extremely intelligent man. The stories of his wit were widely popular.

Once a king ruling in a distant land heard of Birbal. To check his wit, he sent an invitation and called him to visit his land. Akbar allowed Birbal to go and he took off on the journey.

Upon reaching that kings kingdom, he was welcomed with flowers. He was then escorted to the palace of the king. Upon entering the palace, Birbal found that there were six people sitting in front of him adorning the same robe. They were also lookalike and it was hard to judge who the real king was.

After a couple of minutes, Birbal approached one of them and bowed in front of him greeting him.

That was the real king. How did Birbal know who was the real king ?