Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Who always enjoys poor health?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

My thunder comes before the lightning; my lightning comes before clouds; my rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

Two guards were guarding the camp.Guard-1 was looking towards the south to make sure no threat is coming from the road.Guard-2 was looking at the north to make sure no threat is coming from the top. Suddenly Guard-1 ask the Guard-2 why he is smiling?How Guard-1 knows that Guard-2 is smiling?

Can you name any English verb that becomes its past tense by simply rearranging the alphabets ?

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Complete the missing letters of the given word.

Why is it very easy to weigh a fish?

Count the Triangle in the figure given below: