Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

John is looking at Jenifer, but Jenifer is looking at Jacob. John is married, but Jacob is not.

Is a married person looking at an unmarried person ?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Solve the equation by replacing the alphabet with numbers.

MOM + MOM + NO = BOOK=

I have a five and a three-gallon jar. Assuming there is an infinite supply of water, how can I measure one-gallon water?

There are three Athletes (John, Tarun and Harish) and their individual Coaches (Jacob, Meenaxi and Priyanka) standing on the shore.
No Coach trusts their Athlete to be near any other Coach unless they are also with them.
There is a boat that can hold a maximum of two persons.
How can the six people get across the river?

A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?

A boy was locked in a room by some robbers. All that is in the room is a piano, a calendar, and a bed. The room is locked from the outside. What does he eat, drink, and how does he escape and get out?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)