Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Do you know who was buried in John's tomb?

If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?

No one wants to have it, but if one got it, he does not want to lose it. What is It?

A Miser man decided to go on a vacation for a month. He goes to the bank and asks for a trip loan of $500. The bank officer asks the man that the loan can only be approved when he mortgage some valuable thing at the bank. Miser man mortgages his only car whose worth was a whopping $80000. The Bank officer laughed at him and approve the loan instantly. After vacation when the miser man returns, the bank officer asked him "Are you an idiot, why is your mortgage such an expensive car for such a short loan?".

Miser man replied with some reason and the bank officer agreed that the miser man is actually not an idiot.

What did miser man reply to the bank loan officer?.

What is the next number in this series?

4,12,84,3612....

What is the four-digit number in which the first digit is one-third the second, the third is the sum of the first two, and the last is three times the second?

It comprises roots which nobody sees,
Much taller than those trees,
Up and up it goes,
Still it never grows?

How many times in a given day, minutes and hour clock comes in a straight line ?

Can you complete the sequence puzzle?

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