Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

You bought me for dinner but never eat me. What am I?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

I am green and found in the forest and have needles instead of leaves. What am I?
Hint 1: It can be used for Christmas decorations.
Hint 2: I have a strong, scent that is used in air fresheners.

What is the Surname of Barbie Doll?

I look flat, but I am deep. Hidden realms I shelter. Lives I take, but the food I offer. At times I am beautiful. I can be calm, angry, and turbulent. I have no heart but offer pleasure as well as death. No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have. What am I?

I am first found in caves, now prolific online; I am a depiction, a drawing, a symbol, or sign. I will convey whichever mood you could wish; or for that matter, a fist, flask, or fish. What am I?

I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

I sleep during the day and fly at night, but I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?