Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

John said, "If yesterday was tomorrow, today would be Friday."

When did John make this statement?

When can we add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?

I am a normal creature, but I have five hands. I can even have more but even then I will be considered normal.

Who am I?

It is raining today at 11:59 am. What is the probability of sunny weather after 72 hours?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

A number can be multiplied by multiple of nine
i.e 9 18 27 36 45 ...

and the resulting number consist of only one digit.

Can you identify the number ?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Client Dempsey living in one of the East Coast states of the U.S. was talking to Landon Donovan, who was living in the West Coast state of the U.S.

Dempsey: What time is it?
Donovan: Wow, It is the same time here.

How is this possible?

A man desired to get into his work building, however he had forgotten his code.
However, he did recollect five pieces of information
* Fifth number + Third number = 14
* The fourth number is one more than the second number.
* The first number is one less than twice the second number.
* The second number and the third number equals 10.
* The sum of all five numbers is 30.

What is the code ?