Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Can you spot the man between the coffee bean in the picture below ?

Can you find the mistake in the below statement?

An old Woman left INR 33,333 to be divided equally among two fathers and two sons and each was to receive INR 11,111.
How was this possible?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

All of Jacob's shoes are red except two.
All of Jacob's shoes are green except two.
All of Jacob's shoes are yellow except two.

How many shoes does Jacob have?

How many letters are in the alphabet?

Below is the sum of symbols in each row and column in the figure. Analyzing the figure, can you find out the value of the symbols?

You walk into an old horror house. It has no power or plumbing. Once inside, you see three doors. Each door has a number on it. Behind each door is a way for you to die. Behind door number one, you die by getting eaten by a lion. Behind door number two, you die by getting murdered. Behind door number three, you die by an electric chair. You can’t turn back, so you have to go through a door. Which door do you go through?