Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

what does this below rebus represent identXQQQQQME

A woman lives in a skyscraper thirty-six floors high and is served by several elevators which stop at each floor going up and down. Each morning she leaves her apartment and goes to one of the elevators. Whichever one she takes is three times more likely to be going up than down. Why?

Why do we preferably have round manhole covers and not square ones?

I am looking for a word that change both gender and number when i add the letter 'S'.

What Word am I Looking For ?

A farmer went to a market and bought a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river and rented a boat. But crossing the river by boat, the farmer could carry only himself and a single one of his purchases: the wolf, the goat, or the cabbage. If left unattended together, the wolf would eat the goat, or the goat would eat the cabbage. The farmer’s challenge was to carry himself and his purchases to the far bank of the river, leaving each purchase intact. How did he do it?

There is a square piece of paper with a hole that is denoted by the circle on the top right side in the given picture. You have to cut the paper in a manner that it forms two and only two separate pieces of paper and then rearrange the pieces in a manner that the holes come in the centre of the paper.

In two decks of cards, what is the least amount of cards you must take to be *guaranteed* at least one four-of-a-kind?

What does this simple rebus mean?

When I got four, I have it none.
When I got two, I have it some.
When I got none, I have it all.

What is it?