Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

John was visiting his friend Jacob. He found out that his friend's wife had just killed a burglar in self-defense.
John asks Jacob about what happened and he told that "His wife was watching television when suddenly the bell rang. She thought that it is her husband Jacob but she found the burglar who attacked her instantly and she got so frightened that she killed the burglar immediately with the knife.
John asked the police to arrest his friend's wife. Why?

A donkey is behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

Solve the following series:
AZ, GT, MN, __, YB

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

This puzzle is for Harry Potter fans. Do you know why Tom Riddle is called Lord Voldemort?

I was born in a small house and I live in it all alone. No windows and no doors have been assigned to my house. The only way I can go out is by breaking through the walls of my house.

Who am I?

In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995, that same person is 10 years old. How can this be?

An express train takes 3 seconds to enter the tunnel which is 1 km long.
If it is travelling at 120 km an hour, how long will it take to pass completely through the tunnel?

Why is the longest human nose just 11 inches?