Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he
is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs
plus one-half of an egg.
He walks a little further and meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg.
After proceeding further he meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point, he
has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg.
How many eggs did the man have to start with?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Can you solve this picture maths equation?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

A new Engineering building containing 100 offices had just been completed. John was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will John have to paint the number nine (9)?

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

Can you find the thief by just looking at the picture below?