Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

How many times in a given day, minutes and hour clock comes in a straight line ?

What does this rebus means ?

Identify the hidden meaning behind this picture?

There is something which you can be arrested for attempting but not for successfully completing.

If,
9 * 8 * 7 = 65
8 * 7 * 6 = 50
7 * 6 * 5 = 37

Find
6 * 5 * 4 = ?

Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Mexico. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

He does not have any heart but still, He manages to live.
If you kill him, you will eventually die but yet you kill him.
He cannot run, who is He?

What do the following words have in common?

Assess
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo