Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Who always enjoys poor health?

If 5 cats catch 5 mice in 5 minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

What do you get if you add 2 to 100 four times?

In a stable, there are men and horses. In all, there are 22 heads and 72 feet. How many men and how many horses are in the stable

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?

By moving just one matchstick, you need to make the below statement true. Can you do it?

Find the Goldfish below the given Image.

I have a mouth but I don't eat.
I have a bank but have no money.
I have a bed but i dont sleep.
I wave but have no hands.

Who Am I ?