Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

A woman named Maria was at the funeral of her mother. She met a nice young man that she had never seen before and after the service, they spent a bit of time together. Then she got busy and didn’t get his name or phone number before he left. She tried to find him, but no one knew who he was or how to contact him. A few weeks later, Maria’s older sister dies and the police suspect murder. Who killed the sister?

Which is faster, Heat or Cold ? Explain.

What Does this text mean:

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A man is found dead with a knife in his back When the investigation is done. A chair lays beside him and the forensic team finds moisture around the body.

If he committed suicide, how did he do it?

Intelligence Agency need to break the vault but the problem is that they are not able to break the vault.

On the vault, a text is written as:

31 11 33 33 43 45
21 25
31 24 11 31 51 41

To Break the code Intelligence Agency brings a mathematician named Joseph.
Minutes later he deciphers the code.

Whats the code?

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

Can you find out who is the kidnapper in below Picture and why, Explain ?