Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

One day, John and his friends were playing around. Jacob hit something with a Pin and it popped. John's dad came into the room that very moment, but he wasn't mad. In fact, he was smiling. What did Jacob hit?

A fresher was sitting in an interview. The interviewer said, "This is the last question of your interview. Tell me the accurate position of the centre of this table where your resume is kept."

How can he answer this question? What will you have answered to such a question?

You have to put a letter on the following to make it a meaningful word. The only challenge is that you can't use 'E'.

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Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

There is a place where if I stand up straight, I will still be considered sideways.

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?