Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

A bomb goes off.
Carnage.
One person, only a few feet away, survives! How can this be?

Replace the letters of words with a number so that the below equation holds true

BASE +
BALL
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GAMES
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Find the hidden panda in the image below.

In a supermarket, there is an intelligent glass pane before a refrigerating unit. This glass pane allows cherries and apples through it but does not allow grapes and Orange to pass through it.

Can you identify the rule that the glass pane is following?

A Child was born in Lahore, Pakistan.

Still child is not a Pakistani citizen.why ?

A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?

John is pretty weird. He likes toffees but hates chocolates. He loves books but never reads. He likes to build his troops in an online game but does not proceed with the war. He likes to go swimming but is afraid of water.

Seeking this behaviour, can you tell whether he likes balloons and parties?