Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

I am the first thing you need while camping.
I am always with the person named Marcos Valencia and Carrick.
But Pogba Zlatan and Rooney think I am wasteful and do not need me.
I am the second to the last thing to add when you are making a patch.

What am I?

Find the next number in the sequence

1, 2, 6, 21, 88, __?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?

In a picnic session, a footballer was practicing. During his play, he busted lips and ears and broke ribs and thighs. However, he was still able to play a professional match on the very next day.



How can this be possible?

Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40, and leave 6.

How Come ??

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?