Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?

1 + 9 + 8 = ?
considering, 28 + 8 + 92 = 10

A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers(8 of them) and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands nine parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other eight behind. Why did he want eight?

I have Rs.50 and I spend it in the way as below.

Christina has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Christina have?

We know that money can be names differently for the purpose it is used for. Some of the examples of money given at following places or for following activities:

In temple = Daan
In school = Fees
During marriage = Dowry
For divorce = Alimony
Paying government = Tax
In court = Fine
Employer to employee = Salary
To kidnappers = Ransom
For illegal reason = Bribe
To civil servant retirees = Pension

Do you know what do we call the money a husband gives to his wife?

Two guards were guarding the camp.Guard-1 was looking towards the south to make sure no threat is coming from the road.Guard-2 was looking at the north to make sure no threat is coming from the top. Suddenly Guard-1 ask the Guard-2 why he is smiling?How Guard-1 knows that Guard-2 is smiling?