Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

What has hands, but can’t clap?

In a football game, Christina defeated Teresa by 2 - 0 but no man from either side scored. How can this be possible?

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?

One day, I thought of ways that can be used for creating a palindrome. So I decided that I will turn into a larger number by adding the reversed digits to the original number and keep doing it till I finally obtained a palindrome.

I am not sure if this process will always result in a palindrome eventually but I was able to produce a four-digit palindrome. Can you guess my starting number?

On rolling two dices (six-sided normal dice) together, what is the probability that the first one comes up with a 2 and the second one comes up with a 5?

What's a single-digit number with no value?

John went to a parrot shop in Mexico, and the parrot owner told him that his parrot is so unique that he repeats everything he hears. John got excited and immediately bought the parrot. John went home and spoke many words, but the parrot does not repeat anything.
He went again to the parrot shop and complaint to the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper never lied. Explain?

Luis Garavito killed Density x Volume.

Who is Luis Garavito ?

I make two people out of one. What am I?