Decode this picture on T-Shirt and tell what it says ?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

what does this picture(rebus) riddle means ?

Two-person want to cross a river. Only one boat is present on the riverside that can carry only one person at a time.

However, they still manage to cross the river. How is it possible?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

In a Society, there are over 100 flats.

Flat 1 is named the first flat.
Flat 2 is named the second flat.
Flat 3 is named the third flat. And So On.....

A visitor decides to walk through all the flats, and he finds all the flats except flat 62.
Anmol later founds that the locals of the town have given it another name.

What is the name of the Flat?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?