Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

What has one eye, but can’t see?

I am sure no one can have two things for dinner. what are they?

A donkey is behind another donkey
I'm behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

I cry without having a voice.
I fly without having wings.
I bite without having teeth.
I whisper without a mouth.

Who am I?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Which is the rope you never skip with?