Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

Different lights make me strange by changing me into different sizes. What am I?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

Can you make a six-letter word using the letters N, A and B ?

He runs but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?