Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

What kind of band never plays music?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

A boy was locked in a room by some robbers. All that is in the room is a piano, a calendar, and a bed. The room is locked from the outside. What does he eat, drink, and how does he escape and get out?

What has no start, end, or centre?

Can you count the number of seconds in a year?

Clue: You need to bother about calculation.

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?