Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

What is the fastest way to double your money?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Why are televisions attracted to people?

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?