Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?

You are stuck on an island where you have nothing. You find four pieces of paper somewhere on the island. What will be your strategy to escape from the island safely?

PS: No other resource is available to you on the island, neither can you build anything.

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Through your logical capabilities, can you make 7 an even?

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?

Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?