I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

The current time can be represented by below textual rebus.

0
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B.Sc
LLB

Can you tell us the current time?

On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady.
A 30-year-old policeman.
A 52-year-old random woman.
And the 65-year-old driver.

Who is the youngest?

What building has the most stories?

Why Wine Glass Stem is so long?

Take away my first letter, then take away my second letter. Then take away the rest of my letters, yet I remain the same. What am I?

James bond was pushed out of an aeroplane without any parachute.
He survived, How come?