I am five letter word that is under you.
If you remove my 1st letter, then I am over you.
If you remove my 1st and 2nd letters then I am all around you.

Who am I?

Make a sentence consisting of three words that have the whole alphabet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

John is the son of Jacob.
So,
Jacob is the_____of John's father?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A man walked into a pub and went straight towards the Barman. He asked for a dirty martini from the Barman. The Barman thought something and then pulled out a pistol from his drawer and aimed it directly at the man. Why did he do that?

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?