John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

Why are all black people so quick ?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

John can eat 27 chocolates in an hour, Jacob can eat 2 chocolates in 10 minutes, and Jolly can eat 7 chocolates in 20 minutes. How long will it take them to share and eat a box of 120 chocolates whilst playing Chess?

Using Only Five 5's and any mathematical operator make sum as 37

Can you solve the equation by finding the value of
A) Horse
B) Cowboy boot
C) Horseshoe

In the Picture?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

There are people and strange monkeys on this island, and you can not tell who is who (Edit: until you understand what they said - see below). They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.