It is deaf, Dumb and Blind!!!

Still, always tells the truth. What is it?

On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?

How many Watermelons are there in the below picture?

There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.

Why?

Where do fish keep their money?

What does the following BrainBat signifies?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWYZ

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A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he
is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs
plus one-half of an egg.
He walks a little further and meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg.
After proceeding further he meets another person who buys
one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point, he
has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg.
How many eggs did the man have to start with?

Why do we preferably have round manhole covers and not square ones?

I know a country, If you remove the last alphabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you name it?