What does below Rebus say?

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What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

There is a place where if I stand up straight, I will still be considered sideways.

what's the probability of getting a king or a queen from a pack of 52 cards?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do ?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

On a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady.
A 30-year-old policeman.
A 52-year-old random woman.
And the 65-year-old driver.

Who is the youngest?

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

Who am I?

A mother bought three dress for her triplets daughters(one for each) and put the dresses in the dark. One by one the girls come and pick a dress.
What is the probability that no girl will choose her own dress?

A Club organizes a Running Race, and John, Jacob, Minda, and Tony participated.

The results are as follows

John beats Jacob
Minda beats Toni
Toni beats John

Who came first in the race?