While house hunting in London, I came across a very good leasehold property Discussing the lease the landlady told me:

'The property was originally on a 99 years lease and two-thirds of the time passed is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. Now work it out for yourself and see how many years are to go!

Eight Chelsea player makes the following statements :

1. Seven of us are lying here.
2. Six of us are lying here.
3. Five of us are lying here.
4. Five of us are lying here.
5. Four of us are lying here.
6. Three of us are lying here.
7. My name is Torres.
8. My name is Lampard.

The last two are Lampard and Torres or maybe Torres and Lampard.
So can you deduce which of the last two is Lampard or Torres?

Spelt forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backwards I’m something you hate. What am I?

You Throw The Outside, Cook The Inside
Eat The Outside, Throw The Inside.

What Is It?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A beggar on the street can make one cigarette out of every 6 cigarette butts he finds. After one whole day of searching and checking public ashtrays the beggar finds a total of 72 cigarette butts. How many cigarettes can he make and smoke from the butts he found?

What is the end of everything?

What is wrong in the below Picture?

What kind of band never plays music?

Solve the puzzle by telling what does below picture means.