While house hunting in London, I came across a very good leasehold property Discussing the lease the landlady told me:

'The property was originally on a 99 years lease and two-thirds of the time passed is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. Now work it out for yourself and see how many years are to go!

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?

What kind of band never plays music?

On the dull night when the blonde was dozing, she heard an odd clamour and she saw that there was a bizarre man with a gun simply outside her home. So she raced to the telephone to call the police, however, she can't dial 911. Why?

I am a normal creature, but I have five hands. I can even have more but even then I will be considered normal.

Who am I?

You have two buckets - one holds exactly 5 gallons and the other 3 gallons. How can you measure 4 gallons of water into the 5 gallon bucket?

(Assume you have an unlimited supply of water and that there are no measurement markings of any kind on the buckets.)

Replace the letters of words with a number so that the below equation holds true

BASE +
BALL
---------
GAMES
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What do you see in the given picture?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?