While house hunting in London, I came across a very good leasehold property Discussing the lease the landlady told me:

'The property was originally on a 99 years lease and two-thirds of the time passed is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. Now work it out for yourself and see how many years are to go!

Can you find out the smallest number that can be conveyed as the sum of three squares in three unique ways?

Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40, and leave 6.

How Come ??

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

I was speeding and ran through a stop sign, yet two traffic officers who were there do nothing about it.

why?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

A man is sitting in a bar when a rich man sits next to him. He turns to the rich man and says, “Did you know I know almost every song that has ever existed?”

The rich man laughs. The man then says, “I bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it. The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Jamie Armstrong-Miller?” Minutes later, the man collects his cash and the rich man goes home cashless. What song did the man sing?

The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?