What does below Rebus say?

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I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?

John replied, when asked how old he was. In 2 years he will be twice as old as he was five years ago.' How old is he ?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

If we tell you that there is a relation between the numbers and letters in the given figure, can you analyze it and find the missing letter in the last box?

John went to meet his friend Jacob, but when he was about to reach the main gate, John notices that Jacob had a mighty dog who was fastened to the tree. The chain is long enough that it allows the dog to reach the main gate.

How can the John reach the main gate?

There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?

You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?

500 women soldiers are arranged in an array of ten rows and fifty columns in accordance with their respective heights. Now, the tallest woman from each row is asked to move out in the front. From them, the shortest one is labelled as Alpha. They are then asked to resume their original position.

Now, the shortest woman in each column is asked to come out in front. The tallest among them is labelled as Beta.

Can you find out if Alpha will be taller or Beta?

What is the fewest number of coins that would be required in order to make sure each and every coin touches exactly three other coins?