What do you think with the below Picture ?

Why blonde cannot dial 911?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

Most people think of me as money. But when they find me in the water, they won’t get any money out of me. What am I?

How many words can a quill made with the feather of a pigeon write with a 100ml bottle of black ink?

You are a thief and you are being punished for your crime. People have tied your head down on a tree with a rope that has been anchored in the ground. A candle is burning below the rope which is slowly burning it away. Just below your head, a Lion has been left loose and is waiting for you to drop down on the ground so he can have you as his lunch.

You have to survive the scenario. How will you do it?

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?