I am a type of room you cannot enter or leave. Raised from the ground below, I could be poisonous or a delicious treat. What am I?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

Outside a massage parlour, there is a board that reads
"I only massage those who do not massage themselves."

Reading the above statement, does the masseur massage himself?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

A California farmer owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner calls the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to buy. The farmer knows the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

Teacher ask the student

'Why are you standing on that chair in music class ?'.

what did student replied ?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?

how come the second man dies?