Which fur should we be getting from the Lion?

What kind of band never plays music?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

An artist while painting a scenic beauty, decides to paint three layers of blue colour on the sky.

Which layer will go on the first?

10+10 and 11+11 can give you the same answer.

Explain how?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A blonde put eyeliner on her head. Why?