How can a man go eight days without sleep?

John was piloting a plane behind a car but was never able to overtake it. Why?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Spot what is wrong here in below Picture?

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's ?

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus

An old lady looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?

What does this Rebus Picture mean?

I have Rs.50 and I spend it in the way as below.

What does this rebus means ?