You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test paper it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: 'What is the risk?'.Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

My friends called me Iron59 because my parents are a chemist and a mathematician. What is my real name?

I am never scared but became petrified and can’t live in a house but would die to make one. What am I?

First, think of the colour of clouds. Next think the colour of snow. Last, think of the colour of the moon. Now, what do cows drink?

How is the moon similar to a dollar?

Why is Saturday stronger than Monday?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?