You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

1. Where does Easter come from before Valentine's Day?

2. Do you know what is in the middle of Valentine's?

3. What did the lady bee say to the man bee on the occasion of Valentine's Day

Why did the Girl throw the butter out of the window?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

What do you call a fish without an eye?

The Little ant seems to be always confused. Do you know why?

A red house is made out of red bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. And, a blue house is made out of blue bricks. So, what is a greenhouse made of?

Where do fish keep their money?

There are forty elephants and they have forty-fore heads. How can this be possible?

What kind of band never plays music?