You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

I have no doors but I have keys, I have no rooms but I have space, you can enter but you can’t leave! What am I?

A word I know,
Six letters contain,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.

A sea diver is a real show-off. He showed everyone that he can hold his breath underwater for 15 minutes.

I went to the diver and told him that I can be underwater for double the time i.e 30 minutes.
He responded that he will give me 100$ if I would be able to do it. I won 100$.

What did I do?

Which city is three-fifths chick two third cat and 50% goat?

Why do people go to bed?

A red house is made out of red bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. And, a blue house is made out of blue bricks. So, what is a greenhouse made of?

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

How can a man go eight days without sleep?