You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Why is a river so rich ?

Which flower has two lips?

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?

How is a fly different from a mosquito?

If two's company, and three's a crowd, then whats four and five ?

What type of tree can I carry in my hand?

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

A woman shoots her husband.

Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.

Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

The measurement of time, That can't be found on a clock, But can be looked upon on a map.

Who is He ?