You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

Through your logical capabilities, can you make 7 an even?

How can you make a TV, a bed, a dog, and a car liquid?

Mr Red Lives in the red house.
Mr Green Lives in the greenhouse.
Mr Yellow Lives in the yellow house.

Who lives in the Whitehouse?

When it's bad luck to meet a black cat?

I am a type of word that is spelt incorrectly or used differently, on purpose for humour. What am I?
Hint 1: You can find me in a joke.
Hint 2: I am a play on words.

It has horns but can’t beep. It is like to bleat but It is not a sheep. What is it?

John killed hundreds of people mercilessly and yet the police were not able to put her behind the bars. Why?

I am quite hot but become too cold if you remove the first two letters. What am I?

Doctor Alex and a bus driver John are both in love with the same woman named Olivia. The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days, Before he left he gave Olivia 10 apples.