You are on a Boat in the mid of a river. You have two cigarettes with you. One of these two you have to light, how will you light the cigarette?

What is the centre of gravity?

John left on a horse on Thursday , was gone for two days, and came back on Thursday after completing his work. How did that happen?

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?

Who are the happiest people in IPL match?

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Who is generally closer to the kids, mom or dad?

(it's a funny riddle)

A police officer was passing by when he saw a guy hiding. He walked up to him and genially asked, "What is your name?"

"Shut up!" the boy responded.

"Where are your manners?" asked the outraged police officer.

"Up that tree," said the boy discourteously, directing to a neighbouring tree.

You're looking for trouble, aren't you?" said the police officer.

"No, trouble is looking for me!" the boy answered solemnly.

Why is the boy behaving like this?

What has no start, end, or centre?