What does does this rebus picture means ?

Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer

You want to boil a two-minute egg. If you only have a three-minute timer (hourglass), a four-minute timer and a five-minute timer, how can you boil the egg for only two minutes?

Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1972.
How is this possible?

Which statement is true out of the following?
One statement here is false.
Two statements here are false.
Three statements here are false.

A seven-year-old kid challenged his classmates that he can make the number one disappear by adding something to it.

How can he do that?

On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

Can you count the number of triangles in the given figure?

If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?

We are a group of eight brothers. We consider the weak, yet we protect the king in every battle. If we move ahead, we never turn back. Who are we?